do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
how do japanese chihuahuas say hello
i lost five followers for posting this
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans